Tuesday, 2 June 2015

The KGB


Start of a 1930's Midland Marathon on the track at Oakengates bottom left on the photo below.

Oakengates today with the church top left and the mown field where the track was.
 
Dear Blog,

                Last week I went away to Wales for a few days ... and guess what? That bloody butterfly in the Brazilian rain forest has been at it again. One tiny flicker of the wings and consequence follows consequence to be backed up by consequence to the power of 3.14 ... so how do I go from the javelin throw to the KBG in one easy move, you ask???? Telford and Moscow Centre in the flutter of a wing. How come?  I hear you ask Blog. Well if you will allow a little ramble I will endeavour to do my best to explain without losing my needle and thread. Read on.

                As I may have told you before, dear Blog, told you many, many, many times, my Great Tome on 'The History of Coventry Godiva Harriers and Other Athletic Clubs in the city during the last 140 years' is still my obsession but I have added a comparative study of a northern harrier club which failed to survive. This comparison is to highlight the differences and consequences of patronage of various sorts.

               In the 1920s and 30s, the top running track in the Midlands was at Oakengates, Shropshire  - I have several photographs of Godiva members competing there. Well three weeks ago, the Godiva Club had a Midland Track League competition at Telford and as I had a couple of hours to spare before I officiated at the inter club shot putt competition I thought I would have a wander around Telford to try to find where the old track had been. I had done considerable research beforehand but had found nothing of substance which gave me a clue as to where the location was so I was going in cold - and the  weather was cold as it happened that day, so I was wrapped up well.

              My first foray into the unknown was to ask the old dear doing the refreshments in the little cabin for the officials lunch. 'Did she know where the old Oakengates' Track used to be??' 'Yes, just at the back of the Telford track where the Midland league was taking place all around you'; 'the long jump is still there' she added. That was the easi peasiest piece of research I had ever done so I went to have a look. We do have cross country races on the site and around the adjoining playing fields in the winter so I knew the area fairly well. To sum up, the old dear doing the refreshments for the officials in the little cabin was talking out of her limp lettuce and ham sandwiches.

             My next tack was to enquire of the doddery old fella in charge of the officials signing-in sheets. I went to his little office adjacent to the track entrance where the Midland League was taking place all around me and posed the same question. 'No idea, never heard of it and I've lived here all my life.' So from total certainty to total uncertainty  in the time it took Linford Christie to run the 100m. 'But someone once told me that there was a track of sorts at St Georges but I don't know.' was his next sentence. 'Where is St Georges?' I asked. 'Up in Oakengates'. Oakengates, Oakengates? OAKENGATERS!! 'How do I get there?' 'Out of the Sports Centre gates, turn left for about 50 yards (read metres Blog)  then take a right and follow the road until you come to a mini roundabout. Turn left and go down the road until you come to St Georges Church.' 'Ta, how far?' 'About two miles'.[3000 metres Blog]  Now I have the high jump to help officiate in a couple of hours time so I trudged~walked in the direction I was given.

Point 1:- the doddery old bloke didn't tell me it was up hill all the way and I had forgotten to bring my crampons. I shall propose to the English Fell Running Association that next year they hold their Trials for the European Fell Running Championship between the Telford all weather running track and St. Peters Church in Oakengates! Enough said.

Point 2:- the first mini roundabout took me into a very nice residential estate with some pleasant houses and neat gardens. Most houses had expensive cars parked on the driveways and clearly, no one seemed short of a bob or two (a Euro or deux to you Blog).

Point 3:- it started to chuck it down, and did it rain or did it rain? Luckily a young woman was running along the pavement pushing a buggy as fast as she could to get out of the bucketing rain storm. I must say, that I had considerable difficulty trying to keep up the tempo run as I jogged along side. I was hardly able to ask for redirections from her as I had clearly strayed from my intended path. She pointed out that there was another mini roundabout further up the mountain and that I should retrace my steps back through the very nice residential estate with some pleasant houses and neat gardens with their posh cars and carry on up the mountain for another 400 yards (392 metres to you Blog). I gasped my thanks as the rain stopped, but I was wet through anyway with all the clothes I had on and the testing climb from camp 2, having made me sweat excessively.

                           Bingo, there was St George's Church and guess what was alongside it, in the next field? Yes, a cricket square with it's newish pavilion and an older one further away with another cricket square, and a cricket match taking place on each!!! So where's the track, I hear you ask Blog??????????? Track? No track!!!

                          The old pavilion seemed the best bet. I asked a cricketer who must have been W.G.Grace's granddad if there used to be an athletics track nearby. He took his ear trumpet away from his ear and said he had no idea but there was a plaque in the new pavilion dedicated to Jesse Owens. If he had said Captain Barclay, I might have believed him, but Jesse Owens??? Clearly a case of too much of Eve's cider from the forbidden tree. To humour him I went over to the new pavilion and asked W.G.Grace's dad if there used to be a running track hereabouts. 'Aye, and a plaque too'. I could have hugged him but I can't stand the smell of snuff. Well that is not strictly true. I lost my sense of smell a couple of decades back but I could remember what it smelled like as Mrs Harland, our next door neighbour but one, used to shove pounds of it up her nose when I was a kid (kilograms of it Blog - hang in there, we still have a couple of pages to go before the butterfly really starts to flap).

                             Inside the pavilion was a very nice commemorative plaque to the 1924 Midland Championships with an engraving and a Midlands 100 yards (92 metres Blog, did you remember from last time earlier on in this ditty??)  gold medal. It celebrated Harold Abrahams win a few weeks before he won gold at the same distance in the Olympic Games in Stockholm. The plaque had been dedicated to him and had been unveiled in 2008 by his adopted daughter. Seated at one of the tables supping some stuff was Methuselah and his two brothers. 'There's some photos in the backroom, if you are interested, and the old track which you asked about was just where the cricketers are playing now.' One of the trio could remember running on it as a boy and there then followed a three hour discourse as to when the track closed. Suffice to say, it was in the 70s or 80s. I took photos of the photos and photos of the wall plaque and photos of the ground and photos of where the grandstand would have been with the church in the background.

An excellent day of research.

And time for a quick trudge back to the track and my duties as a hammer throw official.

Point 4:- it was all downhill trudging on the way back, if only I had brought my skate board, if only.

Flutter, flutter keep your eye on the butterfly Blog.

Ding, ding. The name of the lady (Abrahams daughter rang a distant bell).

 Ding Ding Ding DING DING

Blog I kid you not. 4 am the following morning I was wide awake as the bell tolled!!

           Believe it or not, the family had decided months back to go on holiday the following week to Wales and to go to Harlech which we used to visit every year for ten / fifteen years or so after we married. Every time I had a summer / autumn marathon invite to race abroad I used to spend a couple of weeks training in the sand dunes to get used to running tired in the heat -  a very useful ploy which tip will no doubt be appearing in an athletics' magazine near you in the next few weeks, Blog. A tip which is of more use than all the rubbish they print these days by the experts who all have an armful of badges to let everyone know just how knowledgeable they are about athletics.

Flutter, flutter, flap, flap. Hang on Blog, we are nearly there.

              And where did Abraham's daughter live when I did my research on my return home that evening, you ask Blog. Yes, quite correct, she lived in Harlech where she owned a shop. Can't believe it can you Blog, but I kid you not. So that's one day of the holiday taken care of then??? And it gets flap better flutter.

             Why, you ask Blog, did the name of the daughter ring a bell, ding dong?

             Well, you may be surprised to learn that I used to be a bit of a radical when I were a bit of a lad, like, and that surname was doubly significant, as it was the name of a pacifist / anti nuclear campaigner / committee of 100 and also was the name of one of the three people who sprang George Blake from jail in 1966, the same person as it happened, Abraham's daughter's husband no less. In case you are unaware of the fact Blog, George Blake was one of the spys for the KGB in the cold war scenario, Burgess, MacLean, Philby, Blunt and Blake et al. As someone who helped a KGB agent to escape, he was never prosecuted until years later in the 1980s when he published a book, not so much to justify his actions but to clear up all the rumours and counter rumours concerning the whys and wherefores of the escape.

              And so it came to pass that on my holidays in Wales in Harlech, I did meet the Harold Abraham's daughter.

Flutterbye, bye bye .

                                           Colin  

P.S. I have told you before, Blog, you could not make this stuff up .... and if you did no one would believe me. But Blog, I kid you not ..... from long jump run up in Telford to Moscow KGB Centre in the time it would take me to trudge a marathon now.

Monday, 1 June 2015

Remember me, Blog?

Dear Blog,
                 I have now been released you will be pleased to learn so I am back in circulation, whether you think this good or bad or good is up to you but I thought during those long cold lonely nights you would have been in touch or at least sent me a chip or a bit of batter. Still, you learn who your friends are in adversity as I believe Fred Nietzche once said to his dog when deep in thought. The dog was rather angry as I recall, as he was definitely barking up the wrong tree and had decided to publish his latest work on 'Catastrophes' or was it 'Cat Trophies'? The interruption to his thought process made him forget ..... Do I know the feeling or do I know the feeling?
                 I shall try and let you know what I have been upto since I last posted you Blog. That nice postman no longer franks my stamps so I can reuse them on my letters to you.
                  Love you.
                                     Colin

Thursday, 12 March 2015

Will I ???????????????????????

Dear Blog,
                 I am thinking about it ............................................................
                                                        Colin

Monday, 15 December 2014

weear abart?????

Photograph Quiz.
Photo no 253:- weea barnit?
Na then then Blog,
   Al tell thee summot fer nowt .. wen I were wocking at t’hut tha can see ont reet o’ttrack, me an me boss Dick, ad mooha than them there pitches tha can see int picture – a cella full mooha. Wear thas muc ont bottom o picture, well that were Keighley tip cept t’council ad dun an filled it in years aforoe an it were rugger pitches, six o sods, wen I were there. Trouble were that council used tip midden to tip all tdead osses in. an wi time, themas rotted an tip kept sinkin darn so Dick an me ad to kep fillin toil in wi muk tipped be council tlevel it like. An cos tgippos caped at bottom o tip wi ad to go passen all themthere guards dogs iveryday tget ttip top. It were ded fritting al tell the that fer nowt. We’d got a gert ut at topun track an wid a smallun ont criit square an one ont tiptop weea we ad fower rugger pitches, sorry six av told thee already. Will tell thee mower tomorra appen if am doin nowt much.
                                               Colin
an did tha ear Zatopek????

Monday, 8 December 2014

Arthur Smith, Comedian


Dear Blog,
     Arthur Smith, the comedian, still hasn’t been in touch with me about Zatopek. I must say that I think he is cutting it a bit fine for tomorrow’s broadcast on the wireless. Do you think I should get in touch with him in case he cannot find my address???
                                 Colin

Saturday, 6 December 2014

Zatopek

Photograph Quiz.
Photo no 252:-  Yes 252, got it wrong again in my last letter to you. Thanks for letting me know about my error Blog.
Zatopek
Dear Blog,
          Aunty Beeb has been mercilessly flogging the fact that next Tuesday on the wireless is a programme about that great runner Zatopek. At 4:30pm the comedian, Arthur Smith, will be giving some kind of informative talk about the runner and his exploits. Now what amazes me Blog, is that Arthur Smith has not got in  touch with me for some personal recollections concerning Zatopek. Cannot understand why. I am glupsted. Why you may ask Blog. Well ….. starting in the midsixties I met the great man. Surely not? I hear you ask Blog. Well, Blog, would I kid you? As I have mentioned to you on many occasions, I attended the Pink Panther University and did a few sums. Now the Pink Panther University is composed of many colleges – well one was actually a ‘Society’, the difference from a college being that the undergrads ran their own affaires basically. One mark of our [for in that Society was I] independence, involved the election of one member of the Society junior common room to sit on Senate or something and look after the Society’s interests. I have spent all my life avoiding the limelight not being elected for this, that or the other office, but circumstances have conspired to ensure that I was thrust into various roles without me bothering to seek any election to the aforesaid offices. Bill said something about some blokes seeking greatness and other chappies having greatness thrust upon them – well I wrote his script. Why did I become cricket captain at school in my first year?? I don’t know Blog, I didn’t apply. How was I elected to the National Mobile Home Executive? I don’t know Blog, I didn’t apply. How did I become Head of Mathematics at the school where I taught?? I don’t know Blog, I didn’t apply for the post. With hindsight I reckon everyone except me, took one step backwards when leaders were being sought and volunteers were asked to take one step forward. And so it was that I was the Society’s Rep., the only undergraduate on Senate or something, with all these important people. How was I elected? I don’t know Blog, I didn’t stand for election.
  Anyways, it came to pass that Zatopek, the multi Olympic Gold Medalist, was visiting the Pink Panther University in the mid-60s for some reason which I cannot remember; part of a Trade Delegation, I think. And Senate did not really know how to entertain the great man. Blog, all this is true, I kid you not. Some bright spark who I think was the Deputy Registrar who preceded me as the University Cross Country Captain at the Pink Panther University, suggested I take the multi Olympic Gold Medalist for a run to keep him occupied for the afternoon. Blog, I still kid you not. Besides shaking hands, I was far too shy to actually consider myself worthy of looking after him for a couple of hours!!! That was at a time when he was an accepted by the ruling communist party in Prague. And yes, the cross country captaincy was something I didn’t seek, will tell you about that sometime!
    A decade or so later I competed in a race Czechoslovakia and the athletes were supposed to have met Zatopek informally before the race and then again at the race presentation. But further purges took place, a legacy of Dubcek and the Prague Spring in ’68 and Zatopek was declared a nonperson. We never met!!! However, while there, I had gone for a run and managed to end my run without a shadow … I was approached by an aged gentleman who was not such a keen supporter of the regime and we managed to talk – it was obvious that he was desparate to talk. It gets complicated here   …. Suffice to say that he would arrange for me to meet Zatopek if I ever ran in Czechoslovakia again, a highly unlikely prospect. But he arranged how I would let him know if I did return. The lady who acted as interpreter was equally interested in Zatopek’s plight. All very strange. I don’t understand any of this I must admit. But.
  Remember, it was very difficult in those days if not impossible for a citizen from behind the Iron Curtain who was not an important Party member to travel in the West alone, very difficult!!! The summer of the following year, there was a knock on our front door and I found upon answering that the lady translator was standing there!!! She was staying about half a mile away with a gentleman who had an allotment on the same plot as myself. Blog, are you still with me??? Blog, I am still not kidding you. Would I? She was staying in England for a few days. As she was a teacher, I took her into my school for a couple of days to experience our wonderful educational system. I saw her the day before she returned home and she promised out of the blue that she would try to arrange for me to meet Zatopek if ever I was to race in her country again – a highly unlikely prospect as I have said already!!
   And it came to pass that I was selected to run a marathon in Czechoslovakia the following year!!!! I shall tell you what happened when I have a couple of hours to spare ………..
  One upshot was that I had an Israeli visa and a stamp from an Iron Curtain country in my passport ….. And I shall tell you what happened when I tried to get into the USA when I have a couple of hours to spare. The border agency were almost apoplectic when they interviewed me at Passport Control when they demanded to know how much money I had for my stay in the States and I told them that I had no money, not dollars, not sterling not even milk tokens, but I had that visa and I had that communist stamp … Blog, I still kid you not. I had nowt!!
  And when you want to get into an Arab country with an Israeli stamp in your Passport, I needed a second passport!! Two passports I hear you say Blog. Blog I kid you not …TWO passports; I shall tell you what happened when I have a couple of hours to spare!
   I don’t think I ever told you about the Zatopek Book, did I Blog, how I go it and how I carted it half way across Europe and back!!!
   And if I remember I shall also tell you about money changing activities behind the Iron Curtain when I have a couple of hours to spare. That you will never believe, Blog, never not ever. If you saw it in the picture house on a film, you would say it was far too far-fetched, a flight of fantasy!!
   And the comedian, Arthur Smith, never asked me about any of the above for his programme next Tuesday at 4:30pm on the wireless station called Radio 4. If he only knew what he missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                              Colin

Friday, 5 December 2014

Yodel

Photograph Quiz.
Photo no 250:- The club of the same name built something remarkable in Coventry in 1878. Any ideas Blog???
Dear Blog,
                 As of a long time ago, I wrote to you in a light hearted way about the very serious matter of the invasive red rubber band threat. At first it was thought that the infection would spread uncontrolled and human life might well be threatened. A major cause of concern. The contagion spread rapidly through the community because the postal authority men did not clear up their detritus and the band threat appeared to be completely out of control and THEN … in a flash it was solved. No longer, no more a problem. Humanity came back from the brink ….the life on the planet had been saved from extinction.
    And how Blog, you quite rightly, ask ‘How did this infection of red rubber bands come under control?’
    It was that nice Mr Cameroon wot did it. HOW? He flogged the postal service to one of his mates, lock, stamp stocks and elastic bands. Simple. Sell it and make a few bob on the side and make sure that written into the contract of sale was the codicil that there would be no further red rubber bands on the ground anymore. Not ever. The postal men who scattered these bands here, there and everywhere were not happy. Nor were the little boys who used them to make catapults for use at school. Neither were all the little birdies who choked on them in the mistaken belief that they had found themselves a cheap meal.
    So it was out with the red rubber bands after years of decorating every street in the Union [as in ‘Vote Yes’]… and what were they replaced with????????????????? LOOK AROUND BLOG. You see them here, you see them there You see the flat note delivery labels everywhere …. It is a latter day red rubber band outbreak all over again but this time known as the YODEL notification leaflet; a nice yellow colour to blend into all the other litter on our streets. YODEL YODEL, your local delivery agent. YODEL coming to an echoing valley near you soon. THE company you can trust to deliver when you are out. It is rumoured that their agents, spend hours of their working (?) day hiding around the corners of our streets so that as soon as they see you leave your property unguarded, they can nip out from their concealment and stick a note on your door saying that they were unable to deliver your parcel as you were out. I could be wrong about the rumour. Probably for a small fee you can travel many miles to their Distribution Centre and collect the undelivered parcel yourself. And possibly, for a bigger fee you can have it redelivered …. No doubt when you are out!!?? And what is so clever about this I hear you ask Blog. Well. The clever bit is that the corner of their little labels are left very carefully just on the outside of your letter box so that the slightest puff of breeze and the label becomes detached and off it goes to gently float away down the street to blend into all the other litter on our streets.
   The recipient of a parcel in such circumstances never bothers to collect their parcel from the YODEL Distribution Centre, neither do they pay a small or large fee for redelivery because they never knew that the parcel wasn’t delivered in the first place. Or sp I am lead to believe – I could be wrong – probably are??
   Clever or what? …. And what happens with all the undelivered gear you may ask Blog. Well. Speculation is rife .. Auction it off??? Possibly the rumour on the streets is that some delivery men who might work for a certain delivery company, give their close family and relations and friends many varied gifts for Christmas presents and give many varied gifts for birthday presents. Bet that rumour is incorrect.
    You should not believe any piece of gossip Blog, that might have no foundation in truth should you Blog??
                                   Colin