Rap up tight, it's cold outside

Dear Blog,

Get wivit man. This to be wrapped up usin Snoot Daddies ‘Grassin Up’.

“Gotta go out trainin

Even tho its rainin

Wearin wet suit clothin

Stop me getin soakin

Hate it when its hailin

Moreso when its freezing

Doesn’t stop me strainin

Doesn’t stop me trainin.

But wish the sun was shinin

An me skin was burnin

Turning white ‘t brownin

Like it when I’m sweatin.

Slippin

Skatin

Slidin

Concentrate on stayin

Upright, not fallin.

Got to get the miles in

Never see me smilin

Shouild be doin gardnin

Got to get the miles in

Lots of seeds need plantin

Got to get the miles in

Grassy lawn needs mowin

Got to get the miles in

Hedges needin clippin

Got to get the miles in

Weedin needed weedin

Got to get the miles in

Dirty car needs cleanin

Got to get the miles in

So off I go out trainin.

Runnin up on this street

Runnin down on that street

Bashin down on my feet

So that at the race meet

Will not let me get beat.

Gotta watch what I eat

Now I’ve finished trudgin

Gotta do some showerin

Gettin rid of smellin

Wash away the sweatin

Glad I’ve done me rain splash

Try to cut a right dash.

Get meself a food dish

Likely be a fish dish

Then I got one last wish

To finish off

This rubbish.”

                 Colin