Beat the hose pipe ban

Dear Blog,

                I’ve cracked it Blog. No more worries. None. Book the tickets for our warm weather trudging now. Money is no object. How???? Well we contact one of these adventure capitalist johnnies, flog them the idea Blog and we’re off. Worth a fortune, we’ll be.

So the plan is this. We hire a fleet of car transporters each weekend when they are not in use so we can hire them for a song. We give a few bob to these itinerant emigrant workers from Eastern Europe Blog. Not too much. Just enough to make them realise working down on the farm isn’t all fruit and veg. Then we advertise widely in London, across the south east and East Anglia. No hose pipes allowed down there you see Blog. None of them can wash their precious cars can they? No water is there? Hose pipes banned. So, we offer a service. Pick their car up, shoot up to Coventry, hose them down a bit and drop them back off where they were picked up. Money for old rope. And we offer a discount for those johnnies who want to drive up to Coventry themselves. This hose pipe ban lark is going to last for months. So we run the gig ourselves for a couple of months, iron out any little problems. Then we sell the whole package to these venture capitalist fellas, pocket all their quids and we are trudging happily ever after. Simple. Stick with me Blog. You know it makes sense!!!

                                   Colin