Monday 29 August 2011

Thought for the Day

Well now Blog,
 A thought.
In this world of sponsorship and corporate entertainment, one has to question just who rules OK in our sport. He who pays the piper calls the tune. There will be some very unhappy Bunnies this time next year if Usain Bolt messes up again. Those expense account Bunnies will be turning up solely for the media hyped 100m, having no interest in athletics per sec. Turn up for the 100m, see the 100m, go after the 100m. It happens. I’ve seen it happen. Johnnie Punter is way behind Splash Dash Fat Cat in the pecking order. Remember, he who pays the piper calls the tune.
The athletic authorities will no doubt now re-examine the false start rule with all manner of solutions being touted. The pressure from TV scheduling, sponsors and the corporate world will be white hot. However, they may do worse than look to the history of the sport. To satisfy those media, sponsors and the public while still allowing the transgressors to compete, the guilty party could be penalised by ‘pulling them’, shifting their start back a few metres, i.e. they start behind the start line, having to run 110m say, for the 100m, as happened in the days of yore when we competed in handicap races???? Simple or what? The Bunnies would still be happy, and you cannot beat a Happy Bunny.
Oh what genius. I do surprise myself at times with my brilliance.
                           Colin

Sunday 28 August 2011

World Championships

Dear Blog,
I am tearing my hair out. I try not to watch athletics as it sends me into a rage of frustration .... every time. But. Have you been watching the World Championships, Blog? I saw highlights this morning. Tell me the difference between a false start and a false start. Can You?? 400m, 100m = > false start and you’re out. Fair enough, rules is rules. But hang on, rules ain’t rules .... why can the Women’s Marathon have TWO false starts and no one is chucked out????? Don’t get it!!!!!!!!!!! And another thing about the marathon. Drinks stations ...   why are world class marathon runners so inept at the water tables. Don’t they ever practice??? It is not an integral part of the race? And what on earth do the coaches do about it. Naff all, if you watch any top class marathon race. Always confusion. Sack all the coaches and appoint me. I’LL Sort ‘Em. And while we are talking about starting. Note how many athletes at World level, 800m up, don’t know how to start. Basic stuff. Arms and legs all wrong!!! And what on earth do the coaches do about it. Naff all. Arms and legs together! Sack all the coaches and appoint me. I’LL Sort ‘Em. And that old chestnut. Why not use technology for the Walk Races, re lifting etc..  No, No. Stick your heads in the sand administrators. Like football etc.. Rugby and cricket use technology, why not Walks??? And what on earth do the coaches do about it. Naff all. Lifting all over the place! Sack all the coaches and appoint me. I’LL Sort ‘Em. 
         GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
                                                                       Colin

Saturday 27 August 2011

The rain falls mainly in London, not Spain

Dear Blog,
                 Missed me???? Perhaps it should be ‘mist me?’ with all the fine rain and drizzle we have had in London since Sunday! My young granddaughter wanted to go to London (to see the sights she had viewed on the TV), during the school holidays so the family went to the Lea Valley Camp site for five days and took the grand kids around the famous bits of London, real tourist stuff!!! Having travelled on Public Transport for the week, it is clear that on only lip service seems to be given to disable travel. Having lugged a child’s wheelchair up and down numerous flights of stairs, very few tube stations having disable access, I am quite knackered. My only objection to the system is that the information service is poor in the extreme. Repeatedly we were told on enquiring that this or that facility existed at the next tube station if we would care to just walk to the next station only to find that the said facility existed only in the imagination of the person behind the information desk. I only hope Boris gets his act together for the Olympics and particularly the Paralympics or he will get a certain amount of justified flack. There is no excuse for misinformation. What’s wrong with saying ‘I don’t know’ then everyone knows what the situation is. If the London authority was crap and ill prepared for a wheel chair, the Londoners were magnificent, even in the rush hour, making the lives of the children much easier than otherwise might have been the case.
So the week:-
As I said, we camped at Lea Valley Leisure Centre at Pickets Lock where the ill fated Athletic World Champion ships were supposed to have taken place a few years back!!
Monday:- Got the tent up only to find that the spot was too close to overhanging trees. Had to ask the site manager for another spot, moving the tent, fully erected, across the site .... how embarrassing is that???? We plonked down near the golf house. I went for a trudge. My goodness me, what a miserable lot! I trudged along the canal from your actual Picketts Lock. No reaction from the canal boaters, the path cyclists, the canal side strollers, the fishermen .... honestly missus I’m not trying to rape your granny!! Giveus a wave, giveus a grunt. Owt is better than nowt.
Tuesday:- Trafalgar Square and the National Portrait Gallery in the pouring rain. Nelson was wearing his mackintosh and his wellingtons and the lions were really pissed off. So a day with the wheelchair was a real eye opener. Stairs, stairs, stairs and more stairs. I can recommend a good Lift Company from Keighley if Boris is interested.
It is noteworthy that the vast majority of tents on the Lea Valley site are occupied by workers using camping as a cheap means of accommodation while working in London. The following you might find interesting, Blog. In August, last year, in the Guardian newspaper, the following article by Helen Pidd, appeared:-
Bob Casbeard commutes a few days a week to his urban planning job in Hackney from the Lee Valley campsite. Photograph: Felix Clay
It is a mystery to many how ordinary people can afford to live in the UK's capital. Consistently ranked one of the most expensive cities in the world, London's house prices are ever more ludicrous, even in these dark days of pay freezes, mass redundancies and bankruptcy.
Visit one of the campsites encircling the city and it becomes clear how some people make the sums work: by shunning bricks and mortar to live in tents, caravans and mobile homes.
Each morning at these sites the shower blocks teem with commuters washing, shaving and making themselves presentable for a hard day's graft in the big smoke.
Last week a council worker called Philip Hanman hit the papers when he claimed he had been forced out of his job after his bosses discovered he was commuting to work in Barking and Dagenham in east London from a campsite in Epping Forest, where he slept in a £30 tent. Hanman has taken voluntary redundancy from the council and now lives with his family in Cornwall, where he previously spent his weekends.
Camping commuters are far from rare in the capital. On the Lee Valley site in Edmonton, north London, near a monster branch of Ikea and surrounded by pylons, 40 pitches are reserved for "long-termers".
Many of them work constructing the Olympic park, driving buses or in other jobs in the city, returning to their "real" homes at the weekend.
Here, in a neat caravan, lives one of the more unusual residents. Last year Lucy Boggis, 21, spent her days chasing amateur athletes up a climbing wall in her role as Tempest in the Sky series of Gladiators. Now, she is devoting all her energy to the 2012 Olympics, where she hopes to represent Britain in the heptathlon.
With no lottery funding, money is tight. So last September she decided to set up camp at the Lee Valley site, which is next door to an athletics centre.
Each morning, she makes herself porridge on the small van's stove, before padding over to the shower block for a wash.
She's at the track for 9am, and spends the day practising the hurdles, high jump and the other five disciplines that make up her event. On the weekends she goes home to her family in the West Country. "Some of my fellow athletes take the mickey, but most of them actually think it's a good idea. If you don't have funding, you don't have much spare money, and it's much cheaper to stay in a caravan than rent a one-bedroom flat," she said.
Lee Valley is one of the more expensive sites around London, charging between £12.30 and £16.40 a night for a one-person pitch, depending on the season, plus £3.60 per day for electricity.
In a caravan a few doors down from Boggis lives IT contractor Keith Davidson, who commutes to Canary Wharf each day.
The City is less than an hour away by public transport, with a regular bus service stopping at the site and taking campers to the nearest station.
"My family lives up in Aberdeen, but I often get contracts down here. The main reason I stay here is because of the flexibility – if you rent a flat you often have to commit to six months or a year, whereas here you can come and go as you like," he said.
The campsite's only residency rules are that everyone has to clear off during the few winter months when the site is closed, and that you pay for every night you're taking up a pitch, whether you're there or not. In a motorhome nearby lives Bob Casbeard, who commutes a few days a week to his urban planning job in Hackney. "I've been coming here on and off for eight years," he said, showing off his retractable satellite dish and extensive cooking facilities. Unlike many of the other long-termers, Casbeard is not camping to save money – he owns houses in east London, Suffolk and the Champagne region of France. "I do it to save the planet," he said, pointing up to the solar panels on the roof.
He added: "It does save me some money, though. Sometimes I stay in a hotel in Chigwell, and it costs £70 a night, which even for three nights is more expensive than parking my van here for a whole week."
To which I replied with the following letter which was published
‘Helen Pidd (Aug 16th) cites Lucy Boggis living in a caravan as a novel way of coping with living costs whilst trying to improve her athletic prowess to achieve an Olympic Games selection. 
In the mid 60s, I moved to Coventry for my first job. The city was then very much a boom town with the car workers earning sky high wages which in turn bolstered the local cost of living. Straight from university I had no savings and my income was meagre compared to the average Coventry citizen. My parents were in no financial position to help. I too harboured ambitions for Games selection but life was one great big financial struggle. Like Lucy Boggis I hit on the idea of living in a caravan to cut costs. Not a mobile home, but an old seaside caravan with huge glass windows and paper thin walls which did nothing to retain the heat in winter. It had a bedroom which had to be abandoned for four months of the year to avoid hypothermia! The water tap had to be kept trickling to avoid being frozen up for weeks until the next thaw. A thirty yard trek to the toilet in mid winter is no joke! It was not unknown on a cold winter’s night, to leave a hot water bottle in my bed, only to return from training to a solid block of ice between the sheets. In the summer, the heat was unbearable; food having a short shelf life because I could not afford a fridge. No funding was available forty years ago. Indeed, Helen will not have to suffer the hardship of losing her wage every time she competes for her country. Weekend cross country races on the continent cost a couple of day’s salary. The Olympic Games cost me three weeks salary as the local authority regarded my selection for my country as unauthorised absence! Unfortunately the Commonwealth Games were held in New Zealand in 1974 incurring a personal wage deduction of six weeks. By this time I was married and that was a huge blow to our savings and our ambition to become a house owner. Luckily when I ran in the European Games for Great Britain the dates coincided with my annual holidays so I was not penalised financially!!  Perhaps the resentment of feeling a second class athlete will fire Lucy Boggis as much as it did me.’
I thought I might pop round to the caravan to see the young lady, but I thought better of it as I thought she might be over awed by the presence of such a famous athlete as me.
  
 Wednesday:- The Natural History Museum and Buckingham Palace in the sun shine. The Queen didn’t invite us in for tea as she was worried that the wheelchair tyres would mucky her carpets. Her majesty has only just had them cleaned so I suppose that is understandable. I bet it cost her quite a lot to have all those carpets done, these carpet cleaning firms are not cheap you know, Blog. It’s an arm and a leg just for a door mat and the size of the door mat in Buckingham Palace must be quite big. Oh those joggers. You see them here, you see them there, you see those joggers everywhere ... weaving in and out of the crowds, jogging on the spot at the traffic lights ..... Give it a bit of thought folks.
Arriving back at Edmonton, the bloody doors of the train wouldn’t open so we had the pleasure of an unscheduled trip a little further along the railway line, then a climb up and over the footbridge at the next station, wheelchair, bags and all, and a return trip back down the line with a climb up and over the footbridge at the station, wheelchair, bags and all.
Thursday:- Tower Bridge and the Science Museum in the pouring rain. We were treated to the London Bridge opening to allow a huge Cruise Liner through to dock opposite the Tower. How much did the fat cats on board have to pay for their holiday? I bet it was a bit more than our camping fees?? With all the hassle of humping the wheelchair up and down all those flights of stairs, one of our bags was left on the circle line underground tube ... the bag with the car keys pinned inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When we caught the mainline train back to Edmonton from Liverpool Street, we didn’t catch the main line train back to Edmonton from Liverpool Street. We got on the wrong train ................. The Train Ticket Inspector was very understanding and didn’t make us walk all the way back to Liverpool Street. He let us use one of his other trains which had space on it for us and the wheelchair.
Friday:- Heard one early morning golfer, spouting words of wisdom to his playing partner. ‘I always talk, I never stop, I go on and on all the time. The trouble is I don’t know I’m doing it.’ As I dozed off back to sleep, I wondered if I should ask his permission to use his quote in my next philosophy lecture? And down came the rain.

Nice to be back to local trudging ................

Colin

Monday 22 August 2011

£1796

Tiny Tims Children’s Centre and Newlife

Well Blog, I have now received receipts from both Charities. We set off to raise £250. I didn’t really know what to expect. I’ll formally thank everyone next week, can’t do it now as I am in a bit of a rush as I am on my way down to London. I’ll tell you about that as well. At the moment suffice to say that Newlife benefitted by £584.02 and Tiny Tims Children’s Centre £1212. ======รจ  A grand total of £1796.02.    1796  ... now that rings a bell ... didn't something happen on that date??
FANTASTIC EVERY ONE.
                                    THANKYOU,
                                                  THANKYOU,
                                                               THANKYOU
                 Colin    

Sunday 21 August 2011

Save the planet

Dear Blog,
Well now, things are getting interesting. Trudged about 12 this morning  ... why??? Well tempted I am to have another race trudge!!!! Why??? Last week in the local newspaper a piece appeared about one of my children’s charities suffering from the local council’s ineptitude. Tiny Tims Children’s Centre is losing business because the local council planners have scheduled road repair works in such a way that the centre is virtually cut off ... parents think that the centre is closed, therefore there is a loss of business, therefore there is a drop in income and the number of treatments that the Centre are able to offer disable children could be reduced. My elder daughter is so incensed by the stupidity of the council that she has entered the Coventry Half Marathon and will be running as a charity runner to raise funds for Tiny Tims Children’s Centre. So Bloggie, hows about a quid or two???? My other younger daughter will also be racing .... so tempted I am!!! As the race passes my front door as I have mentioned before, I’ll be there in the garden, hiding behind one of my bushes waiting for a few to go past the gate and then I AM OUT THERE ..... a world ½ marathon best for 66 year olds could be on the cards. Snakey What???
                                       Colin

Saturday 20 August 2011

The Irish Question


Dear Blog,
Knackered I am, I am knackered. Trudged early this morning and spent 4 hours this afternoon officiating at a 30 kilometre road walk race. So I am all k’ed out!! Seeing the walkers reminded me of the recent holiday in Eire. Everyone seems power walking mad, morning, noon and night they are at it. It will be interesting to see in the near future if this obsession is translated into more class walkers emerging to add to Eire’s already considerable reputation in the sport. If that is a potentially nice problem for the country to have, they do have another not so nice one. I don’t know how aware the Irish are of the problem, but they appear to be sitting on a time bomb with a very short fuse. Trudging around as I did while I was on holiday for a few weeks, it soon became apparent that Chinese knotweed has firmly established itself in the hedgerows across the country. As you may know, Blog, the weed is insidious. Spreads like wild fire and is almost impossible to eradicate. Any little tiny piece of root will regenerate, forcing up roads and pavements, invading fields, gardens, hedges. There is no weed killer to touch it. It can’t be dug out with any degree of success. Some work has been done in this country on modifying an insect which will eat the plant, and after years of trials, the British Government has given permission for the insect to be released into the wild with the assurances from scientists that the insect will cause no damage TO OTHER PLANTS AS THE BUG HAS BEEN TESTED ON A VERY WIDE RANGE OF VEGETATION!!!!!!!!!!!! I do not claim to be much of a scientist, more a sums man, but I do question whether we are playing with fire here. Boyoboy, if things go wrong. Mess with the natural order of things at your leisure. We have yet to see the long term effect of the free use of modified plants .... Has the scientific world gone mad? They may be able to con the politicians but it ain’t the politicians who will suffer the consequences, is it???? No it ain’t mate.
Still on the subject of Eire. I don’t know if you are interested Blog, but you know that I have spent a great deal of spare time researching the historical, educational, political and industrial influences on athletics in the Coventry area, more particularly to do with Coventry Godiva Harriers ... well from time to time I get e-mails, phone calls and letters requesting information about some aspect of athletics, Godiva or former members. About six weeks ago it was about the use of corks .... running corks (I will tell you more about that if you let me know if you are interested). Anyway I was copied into an e-mail which was circulated to some luminaries around the big wide world of athletics. I do mean worldwide!! I was quite stunned to be included, I kid you not!!! Anyway, in this particular enquiry, I received this phone call from the Eire Olympic Association. I was on holiday in Eire at the time, believe it or not .... as I was when I received a second call!! The third call was ringing out as I stepped through the door on my return from the Emerald Isle. Honestly ... as I stepped through the door. I could have talked to the bloke while I was in the country, I camped so close to where he was calling from, I kid you not. The Association is compiling a book on Olympians from Eire and they were having trouble collecting basic information about two Olympians who ran for Godiva, Paddy Mulvihill (1948 Olympics), and Joe West (1952 Olympics), both marathon runners. He wanted to know if I could help??? Well now ... Godiva runners  ... marathon runners ... Olympians   ... I ask you ... is the Pope a Catholic???? I had most of what he wanted to know, but then with a bit of lateral thinking of which I excel, I contacted the families in Eire and California to confirm my historical notes. Was I correct, or was I correct??? The best bit about my searching is that I have contacted Paddy’s daughters for the first time, which is nice. At least the hours I spend trying to read the dreadful microfiche in the local library and down at Colindale has not all been in vain. Anyhows, it’s time for me to start thinking about my next little trudge, so I’ll say tararrfnow.
                              Colin

Thursday 18 August 2011

Olymic Games 2012: Culture event

Photograph Quiz:
Photo no. 43:- So a bike is a bike is a bike .... or is it???????????????
Dear Blog,
                 Earlier in the week I mentioned the Coventry Half Marathon and the wasted opportunity it offered this year. Sincerely, with a bit of lateral thinking, a field of 5000 would be scrambling over themselves for an entry. Coventry has so much to offer. How much would you wager me Blog, for me to do it .... and we’re talking quids not your euro things!!!  I reflected that the council have some good ideas but fail to follow the idea to a satisfactory conclusion. Look at Spon Street. Brilliant in conception and initial implementation, but where are the funds to maintain the Street???. The paving is cracked (wrong material used), the cobbles are creeping (using sand for a loose base is wrong), type of business operating in the Street (pub, butchers, hairdressers, bridal shop, audio shop etc. all great, but the mess left by the night clubs????) Why not capitalise with a few funds for the Watch Museum???? Look at the Transport Museum ... brilliant but not heralded as much as it should be.
And now ..... it could be a smash but it could fail miserably. Council get your finger pulled out and buff it up ..... the cycle as pictured. The report is self explanatory. Lady Godiva, Coventry .... UNIQUE.
Aren’t you lucky Blog??? Another poem by Colin.
Taxes higher
Godiva ire.
Naked ride.
Taxes died.

All inside.
But Tom spied.
How unwise,
Now no eyes!

Don’t you think my brilliance is blinding?

Tiny Tims Children’s Centre and Newlife news coming up.    
Now off for a trudge.
                                                      Colin

Tuesday 16 August 2011

High speed train etc..

Photograph Quiz:
Photo no 42:- How many trudgers did I meet when I did my early morning trudge down this roiadway while camping in Eire? How far did I trudge? How long did the trudge take??
Dear Blog,
 Back to the Warwickshire countryside, quite a contrast after being on the hills and rocky moorland of Eire. Yesterday, I ran over the course of the proposed new cycle way between Coventry and Kenilworth (two more miles for the training log, Blog). I may have mentioned to you before that the cycleway follows exactly the route of the Nuneaton to Leamington rapid transit scheme outlined six or seven years ago. I did suspect that the cycleway was a soft sell to establish a route and thereby overcome any future opposition to the transit scheme before it began; after all the transit route was accepted de facto as part of the last proposed structure plan for Warwick University. The kerbing for the park and ride on the University Campus relief road were incorporated when the road was built six years back. Events seem to have overtaken that little planning job because the proposed student accommodation in the area ran into buffers from objections from residents resulting in the student blocks which are nearing completion being built on the tennis courts, the sports area of tennis courts being shifted to the site originally proposed for the accommodation on the back fields. Anyway, my idea of a soft sell was reinforced in my mind by questioning why we needed another cycle way between the University of Warwick and Kenilworth when a perfectly adequate one is already in existence about 400 metres to the south of the new  route and has been for a decade. A member of the team responsible for the cycle way has reassured me that I am sky blue thinking, as they say in the trade. No such future transport expansion is planned. We shall see what we shall see. Please note the date Blog. Any ways, I trudged along the route then turned on to the Greenway, the old railway track which is now being touted as the preferred route for the high speed rail route between London and Birmingham. No kidding, THE route. Honestly.  Let’s invest billions of quids to save Johnnie Commuter 25 minutes on his journey time so he can take his leisure in having a coffee in the station buffet bar before he rushes down to London. GREAT. Just what we need. Twenty five minutes British Saving Time (BST). Of course in winter we will have to put the clocks back to the old time table because we might get a shower of the right kind of snow to grind the system to a halt .... then in spring we can put the clocks forward again. Sensible or what?? (four more miles for the training log, Blog). After the Greenway, I swung round onto the roads, heading towards home, passing the site of the former Massey Ferguson tractor factory. Remember when the factory was closed, Blog? We were told the site would be given over solely to the manufacturing sector, no houses, but the new units creating X thousands of jobs. As I trudged passed the site I could see all the houses and a few factory units. (six more miles for the training log, Blog). From there, I crossed the main Birmingham/Coventry link road, (the A45), down passed the former Jaguar car assembly plant factory and home. Remember when the Jaguar factory was closed, Blog? We were told the site would be given over solely to the manufacturing sector, no houses, but the new units creating X thousands of jobs. As I trudged passed the site I could see all the houses and a few factory units. You’ve gotta laugh, haven’t you. Any ways, that’s a few more trudgy miles in the log, Blog. Today I think I’ll check out how the council is getting on with it’s revamp of the Coventry War Memorial Park. A bit of a grasstrudge to protect the legs after all the Irish roiadmiles.
                                      Colin

Sunday 14 August 2011

Coventry Half Marathon 2011

Dear Blog,
        After my early morning trudge around the Warwickshire country side, I spent the day thumbing through the past three weeks local paper to see what exciting events I have missed while on my flit across the Irish Sea. One item that caught the eye was the announcement of the course for this year’s Coventry Half Marathon in October. I can’t believe Coventry Council. They have these good ideas and then do not seem to have the ability to think one step further; the inevitable result being another wasted opportunity. Yes let’s have a half marathon again. Let’s spend oodles of rate payer’s money by hiring a company to organise the half marathon for us. After all, why should we bother all these local club athlete wallahs who know what they are doing when we can spend pots of rate payer’s money in hiring a company to do it for us??? What fun!!! Let’s have a reception with all that vino and stuff to launch the new venture; stick it on the bill. Oh Yes. Now, let’s be really serious, how can we cock it up???? Let’s think of a word that means ‘high’. ‘Top’, no, ‘climb’, almost’, ‘steep’, sounds good. ‘Mountain, moor’, Yes, spot on. ‘Moor’, implies high, doesn’t it?? What is the highest point within 10 miles of Coventry? ‘Corley Moor’? Exactly. Corley Moor is the highest point within miles of Coventry city centre, that’s why they call it MOOR, you silly billy. Let’s send the runners up there. Why noy?? They will all be so knackered by the time they get up to the top, they will appreciate the view over the Warwickshire country side. Can see for miles around up there. So the joggers will set off from the lowest part of the city and run up to the highest part with in the city boundaries. Why didn’t I think of that little wheeze??? Boyohboy. And just to rub the salt in, let’s send them up one side of the road to the turn and back down the other side of the road after the turn which means the runners can wave encouragement to each other as they pass and those coming down can take the piss out of those still going up. Fantastic idea. And the really cleaver ones can just skip to the other side of the cones and saves themselves a mile or so. Brilliant. Wish I’d have thought of that. And what’s even cleverer is that by sending them out into the far country, no one will see the suffering of the poor joggers as they struggle up the hills. Can’t stand seeing grown men crying. Pitiful. And if Health and Safety found out, we would really be up the Swanswell without a paddle, so we don’t tell them! Understood? Understood. And we can save ourselves a few bob because we won’t need to pay as many marshals as last year. Brilliant. It means the rate payers of Coventry can give even more dosh to the company organising the Half Marathon without any extra effort involved. Fantastic. All that money the rate payers are so generously giving and they won’t see a dickie bird of what is going on unless they make a real effort to get out into the fresh air of the country side. If they do make the effort and get out to the highways and byways of the Warwickshire countryside, I bet they don’t remember to take a packed lunch with them ‘cos they won’t get back home too quickly with all the road closures!! Ha Ha, you have to laugh, don’t you?? Now if we send the field across a couple of roundabouts, we can really snarl up the traffic. Send them the wrong way round, do you think?? I love to see the motorists tearing their hair out, don’t you. Every year, it makes this job so worthwhile. Gives the marshals a bit of experience in public relations too. All that aggro. Snarl, snarl. Will look good on their CVs, don’t you think?? ‘Diplomacy in the face of provocation’ Another wease I have just thought of ... why not make the entry fee really steep, and the runners will think they are taking part in a wacko event. And it will cover the cost of paying for all those East African johnnies who want to run for the prize money, and get expenses as well. Brilliante mon amis, si je may parle so. I hope the joggers don’t trip over all the pot holes in the road caused by the latest spate of subsidence. I trudge around parts of the course regularly every morning and as sure as eggs is omelettes, there is a new ridge in the road every couple of days. Although I must admit that they are patched pretty quickly. Do you know that the council blighters have sent the race past my front door? The joggers had better not spit on my flowers or they’ll be something to say, I’ll tell you. I’ll be stuck in the house for bleeding hours with this road closure thing. Well, that’s not quite true. Pities is, that I will miss all the fun; I’m trudging in the Birmingham ½ marathon, you see; cheap, flat, around the city with plenty of crowd support. No flies on me matey boy. Can I come as well??? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
                              Colin

Saturday 13 August 2011

A couple of gems

Dear Blog,
I’m back, I’m back, I’m back, I’m back: I’m back from my hols. Have you missed me???? Sorry I haven’t been in touch for the last three weeks but the mail is none existent in the wilds of Eire and the inter thing does not pick up. Few days in Pembroke then a boat trip to the emerald isle, then out onto the moors and hills. Like wild. Stony outcrops and sparse grass, too poor for even the sheep to show an interest. Managed an hour trudging each day. Most roads were deserted. When there was traffic, all the drivers were truly friendly, slowing down on the narrow roads and waving encouragement. All campsites are excellent. Clean toilets, free showers and cooking facilities thrown in for the basic price. Not too many sites inland. A couple of gems though. Spent a few days on the shores of a lough in county Mayo. Reminiscent of a Scandinavian site, past its sell by date admittedly, but quaint, clean but camping at the side of the water, lapping you to sleep at night and gently rousing you in the morning. No disturbance from other campers, despite the Irish fondness for swimming in the freezing water at any time of the day. Another, which I have stayed at before, is on the hills above Clomel, called, believe it or not, Power of Pot Camping Hostel. Clean toilets, free showers and best of all no one else, well one other. All the times I’ve spent at the site, there is hardly ever anyone else. WHY?????? There is even a bar on site, opened by personal request when you want a drink. A potential gold mine. A GEM. I just don’t get it. Difficult to find, yes. Signs in the nearby town all pointing the wrong way, yes. Owner a bit distant, yes. Name of the site enough to deter anyone, yes. But what a site and what a view, looking over the country for miles and miles. Worth the cost of the ferry ticket just to stay there! Do you know anyone who has stayed there, Blog? Do you camp? In a tent, I mean. Not in one of those marquee things with half a dozen rooms, but in a small back packing tent with just enough for three to squeeze in. We took a ground sheet to use as an additional shelter from the rain. Two ends tied to the tent, two tied to a nearby tree. The weather is very warm, not much sun, a shower most days, short sharp and dry again all in the space of ten minutes!!! With no access to the media, the rioting came as a bit of a shock when we saw the pictures on the ship’s TV on our return crossing. My daughter ran a ‘10’ and won a three foot vase ..... in the colours of Godiva, believe it or not. Fixed or wghat???? More next time.
                                 Colin
PS The trudge I do in Pembroke was featured in one of this month’s running magazines favourite runs, believe it or not. Amazing! Which is a bit of a con, because the ground is so rough and steep, the path so narrow that fast running is totally impossible without tripping and plunging a couple of hundred feet into the sea from the side of the cliffs. I can’t believe the person who recommended it actually trudged slower than me .... which they must have done if they completed the run without stopping.