Monday 11 November 2019



Midland Womens' League Results
           - Birmingham Mens' League Results November 9th Coundon Hall Park





Photographic Quiz:-   
                          Who is this, where is this, what event is this, when was this???? 
                             Why, in my humble opinion, has Coventry and Godiva Harriers
                             done this man, an disservice? What is the difference between and
                                                         Olympian and an Olympian???

Well Blog, it was very wet for the league races I mentioned last time. I must eat humble pie (with crea on my face of course) Because Northbrook, Shinx, and Nuneaton did a good job in very difficult conditions to not only promotes the Birmingham League Division 3 man's race and the Midland Women's League at Coundon Hall Park, but managed to organise a race for the Birmingham League Division One with three days notice. They also deserve praise for cutting out the wood section which I considered to be extremely dangerous - no athlete deserves to be put at risk in the first race of the cross country season. 

Friday 8 November 2019


BIRMINGHAM CROSS COUNTRY LEAGUE 2019 November 9th

Photograph 2016:-


If me and my sister weren't training to become latter-day E.T.s, what were up to?
(If I had had an education I suppose I would have written, 'my sister and I' but I never talked proper until I went to University - I certainly felt like a male Lisa)


Dear Blog,                                                                                                                                                                 Bonfire night has come and gone and I didn't have a repeat episode of setting the house on fire.


                Double standards are alive and well I am glad to report in cross country running.

AS I UNDERSTAND IT BLOG    …  although I must admit that I have been know to very occasionally get it wrong????
At the respective Midland Women's League AGM, which I attended, and the Birmingham Cross Country League AGM which I didn't attend, there was a lot of discussion about venues especially focussed on the Ladies not being accommodated at some of the men's leagues, parking being an issue … read the women will get there first and take up all the parking spaces before the men arrive??
Most fixtures were resolved as to venues but I got the feeling of anti feminist sentiment was alive and well. in some quarters.
Very late this week the Division 1 Birmingham League lost their venue because of the weather conditions rendered the course extremely wet, so much so that long term damage would be done by so many runners (men only of course- it being one of those fixtures that couldn't quite cope with having the fairer sex tramping over the parkland before the men started.)
Panic .. no venue for the men …..
Fair enough, some officials did a sterling job to arrange for the men to run at Coundon Hall Park in the morning before the women in the afternoon. All hands on deck to set up the course for the men.
Interesting to observe that this course can accommodate an extra race (men) and how all are rallying round to help (the men). So the men are going to turn an already very wet course into a quagmire for the ladies before the ladies can start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me thinks that the men's officials  would have of course rallied round if it had been a ladies' league that was cancelled and they would of course let the women run before the men started [stone me, another pig has just flown over ..)
The proof is in the pudding … will the men on Saturday be accommodating and after they have raced, will they shift the course over by 10 metres to give the ladies a decent surface to at least start their race on, or will they just bugger off …………………. Watch this space ………………….

I could be wrong. My facts are in correct. I am talking through my rectum. Sorry to mislead you Blog. But there again ……
                                       Colin


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Monday 4 November 2019



                      Coventry Bonfire

PHOTOGRAPHIC QUIZ.
Photograph no 2011
Why was this club so important to the Ladies of Coventry Godiva Harriers?

Hi Blog,
             Talking to an old lady yesterday after I had watched my daughter run in a 5 mile race promoted by Centurions Athletic Club, reminded me of my childhood. She remarked that she was poor and had an outside loo, gas mantles and the like. She said that she was going to run the London Marathon for the Salvation Army as they used to provided the family with Christmas presents. I told her that it was the TOC H. who made our Christmas barrable with presents. I remembered my blackboard and chalks when I was about 8 years old.....
              I soon put her in her place about what it was like to be poor.
              She remarked for some reason possibly because it was bonfire night in a couple of days, but more probably attempting to out-poverty me, that they could only afford a few bangers and a couple of those jumpy banger things ….. this reminded me of the first fireworks me and my sister had as kids.
              My aunt, mum's youngest sister had just landed a good job as the manageress of an exclusive Furriers in the town centre. She must have felt generous and had a desire to treat us. She arranged to catch the 6:30 Haworth bus out of town, we would catch that same bus at Ingrow, which was a mile out of town, and we would all travel together to the pictures in Haworth to watch 'Calamity Jane' - a title which turned out to be so ironic.
              She also bought me and my sister a box of fireworks. We thought we were in heaven. We had never had fireworks before.
              When Dad came home from the mill about 6 o'clock, we rushed to tell him of the present of fireworks. We opened the box to show dad the various brightly coloured fireworks among which was a box of coloured matches. As an eight year old, I was a grown up lad, or so I thought. I had learned to strike real matches, not these kiddies things. My mum consented to my request that I be allowed to strike one of the coloured matches to show dad. The OK was given, so I reached inside the box full of fireworks, took out the box of coloured matches, and took out a match and struck it. I was unaware that these types of matches spit out small red hot particles which caused the colouring of the flame, so I was taken completely by surprise when a split from the match I had struck landed on my hand holding the match.
YES. I dropped the flaming match. I dropped the flaming match into the open box of fireworks ….. bangers, volcanoes, roman candles, rockets ….. all of which started to ignite in extra quick succession in our one downstairs room which in an instant was filled with thick clouds of smoke, highlighted by a cacophony of bangs, whizzes, cracks and hisses accompanied by all the pretty colours associated with a couple of dozen different crackers going off simultaneously.
All I remember then, was my desperate attempt to run up the Lane to the railway bridge to escape my pursuing mother wielding a rather large kitchen knife describing how in some detail she was going to kill me. And any one who knew my mother would not question the validity of that statement. Protected by the safety of the railway bridge wall which in my terror I had scale without difficulty, I saw the firework smoke billowing out of the doorway highlighted by the yellow glow from our gas mantle light streaming out of the door in the evening gloom with my poor dad desperately throwing fireworks out into the street. The screaming dervish who 5 minutes before had been my mother, still tried to climb the embankment wall still clutching the kitchen knife, still offering variations on the theme of imminent death ……
            Time stood still. But somehow we did catch the local bus which my aunt had caught in town; I sat upstairs as far away from my mother as possible. In the picture house, I was at one end of a row while my mother was at the other. Dad lost the use of three fingers, our first ever carpet was still smouldering when we got back home in a room still filled with acrid smoke … and amazingly, Billy the budgie, was still chirping away … or he might have been just coughing. Unbelievable that the carpet had not burst into flames, presumably because the room was sealed and lacked enough oxygen for ignition. And incredible that dad had managed to sit through the film in so much pain.
Of course no one remembered the film.
 About two months later the film 'Calamity Jane' came to one of the town's cinemas, so we all went along to see it - my aunt, bless her, paid for the second viewing as well. Altering fur stoles for the local ladies of fashion must have been lucrative?

The moral Blog is clear, If you are going to a bonfire with fireworks, DON'T ON ANY ACCOUNT ARRANGE TO GO TO THE CINEMA AFTERWARDS.

Saturday 2 November 2019

        Brexit Backstop Solved and not a three years too soon. and don't forget Blog, you heard it first here, from yours truly.

Photographic Quiz no. 207:-


Question …. which Olympian is this? Why was the gentleman on the left so important to Coventry Godiva Harriers? And why should this photograph be used in evidence of a crime which has been unsolved for 50 years and offences are still being committed but no prosecution can be bought because of lack of solid evidence. Blog. I assure you this is no flight of imagination. It is a genuine statement of fact.

Dear Blog,
                 I do think you should use your contacts to get in touch with Mr Johnson because I think it is not too late to leave those Johnny foreigners where they belong because the Backstop can be solved dead easily if we act quickly.
                 No Hard Border.
                                            No Border in the Irish Sea.

Solution => put the customs services on each boat leaving from Ireland / Eire … problem solved with a TRAVELLING border
.                                  That Blog is bloody brilliant. They don't call me Hawhaw or nothing.
                 Never mind this Sir lark, Straight in where it matters ….. So when I get my knight hood off Mr Boris for such sheer brilliance, I want to be called Lord Hawhaw, please. Lord Hawhaw, the laughing stock of Europe. I will be known world wide …My name will live forever whenever France and Germany are mentioned.
                                   errrrr I think I will have a little rethink about that Blog. I may be missing something???
                                   So what do you suggest????

If you have a genuine suggestion Blog, feel free to let me know with a £30 note to cover expenses, administrative costs, electricity charges, room hire, transport fees, postage … in fact Blog, you had better make that a £50 to be going on with.                      
                                    Ta very much.
                                                          Colin